An young American woman scientist doing research on Mad Cow Disease flies to Scotland to consult the world famous authority on Mad Cow Disease. As soon as she meets the old man, she shoots : "I know all about Mad Cow Disease, its origin, how it is caused, the danger of eating the infected meat, the tests, the medicines, the costs involved and all that. The only thing I do now know is Why the cow is mad?
The Scotsman asks to her consternation : "Have you got a boyfriend?"
The American lady replies, "What has that got to do with the mad cow?"
The Scotsman says : "Please answer the question, do not ask the counter question".
The American lady scientist answers meekly, "Yes".
Thereafter the following exchange takes place :
Scotsman : In your country how many times do you milk the cow?
American : Twice a day, Sir.
Scotsman : And how often do you mate the cow?
American woman : Once in six months, Sir.
Scotsman : Now tell me beautiful baby, if your boyfriend were to press your breasts twice a day, but made love to you once in six months, wouldn't you be mad?
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